❝Gatsby? Who’s Gatsby? Is it something to do with trains?❞
– My boyfriend ladies n gents

Gatsby? What Gatsby?

Gatsby? What Gatsby?

my standards are unrealistically high for how unattractive i am

Today is not my day

I get to the station for 10 past 1, my 11 past train doesn’t turn up til 35 past, I go on the underground to baker street where I find there are no trains to marleybone so i have to walk there bearing in mind I have no clue where I’m going finally get there and miss my train to Wycombe by one minute. ONE MINUTE!!!!! So I’m now getting to Wycombe for half 3 when I should’ve been there for half 2. Fuck you trains fuck you!!!

Right the train just went past a river and I was wondering what river it is and the Nile came into my head………

My train was delayed so long the sun went away. Kl.

My train was delayed so long the sun went away. Kl.