Gatsby? What Gatsby?
my standards are unrealistically high for how unattractive i am
Today is not my day
I get to the station for 10 past 1, my 11 past train doesn’t turn up til 35 past, I go on the underground to baker street where I find there are no trains to marleybone so i have to walk there bearing in mind I have no clue where I’m going finally get there and miss my train to Wycombe by one minute. ONE MINUTE!!!!! So I’m now getting to Wycombe for half 3 when I should’ve been there for half 2. Fuck you trains fuck you!!!
Right the train just went past a river and I was wondering what river it is and the Nile came into my head………


